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The same wooded enclosure. The smoking wreckage of the helicopter sits amongst piles of mangled BOC bodies. Once such beautiful people, reduced to nothing more than simple cadavers. Burning debris and detritus are spread throughout the area, and the sweet smell of toasted human flesh wafts through the air. Suddenly a hand appears from underneath a twisted piece of metal. Miles (kilometers), crawls out. His bones broken, left eyeball hanging from the optic nerve. Kilometers is a dead man walking. He grunts, cries out. An idea appears in his mind, he remembers his EMT training. He remembers the 鈥楩orbidden Section.鈥� The section that is not spoken of. He remembers that he is actually trained in necromancy.

Kilometers chants under his breath, his mangled tongue working its best magic. 鈥�11, 11, 11, 11, 11,鈥� are the only intelligible sounds. 鈥�11, 11, 11.鈥� The bodies around him begin to show signs of life. Ethan鈥檚 finger twitches. Nathan D Plock lets out a groan. Paul begins to make the motions of a pole dancer. 鈥�11, 11, 11.鈥� Noel starts mumbling about rocks. Tess motions 鈥榟ang loose鈥� to her neighbor. 鈥�11, 11!鈥� All the undead BOC鈥檈rs take up the chant. As it rises in volume so does Kilometers. He floats 10, 20, 30, 111 feet into the air. He cackles, and calls the meeting to order.

The meeting is called to order at 6:33

Announcements:

BRUNO– Follow BOCviewsfrommymeatstick on Insta, word up

PAT– I鈥檓 gonna take a picture for the 乐播传媒 snapchat. Okay Pat.

PAUL– Katahdin signup is happening tomorrow at, like, 10AM.

— Much ruckus about 10AM ensues 鈥淲TF鈥� 鈥淣O!鈥� 鈥淚 have class!鈥�

— We鈥檒l figure it out, email after the meeting

— Thanks a lot, Paul

SIMON, ETHAN– I want to do the Legend (Leyenda for our Spanish speakers here) this year. Write a blurb about a cool trip and we will make a compilation. Swwwwwweet.

CELINE (pronounced SUH-LINN)– Right after the meeting there鈥檚 a sweet outdoor type movie showing by KEEN in OLIN>> Log for OUTDORRRR NATION>> profit

NATHAN D PLOCK– Tomorrow at 4PM, paddle on puddle. We got fucking pitted last year, do it, send it.

— I鈥檓 the president

— We have a new trip leading signup form. There will be an email. Fill out the

form for leading a calendar marked trip in October. Get the money.

DAN– Ladies climbing night tomorrow 8PM!!! WOOOO. Dan isn鈥檛 going because he鈥檚 not a female.

NOEL– That little inaudible convo I just had with NATHAN was about the lean-to trip. This will happen for the 4th meeting. Go to lean-to. Revel in the mosquitos. Tell a dope story. Become a council member. Vote on stuff. Learn about democracy. Run for local office. Learn about corruption. Pay people off. Say shit on TV. Become POTUS.

Trips:

STEEN– Going to Higgins tomorrow morning to shred/get pitted/get barrelled/not be a kook. I have cider donuts. They are orgazzzzmik. Leaving at 7AM. Word.

BRUNOOOO– ADUR is leading a Sunday canoe on the andrew SKOG in. Back by 4:30.

AUJ– Leading a rad weekend beginner backpacking trip in Evans Notch. Total mileage approx nine. Word. Friday and Saturday.

ELI– Email me at elinixon@hotmail.com for a subscription to cat facts. Also maybe a Nova Scotian surf adventure soon. Eyes alive.

MARSHREDDY– Sugarloaf MTB fest this weekend. $60. Free bike demo. It鈥檚 gonna be so cool.

ANDREWMOREAU– Surfing Friday at Higgins. Approx 1PM leaving time. Too many ladies for ANDY to handle. Get pitted.

— ELIIIIII: There鈥檚 a sick surf shop with a sickkkk $15 rental wetsuit deal that is

sick.

NATHAN– Also surfing on Friday. 2:30.

KOBY– Casual climbing on Saturday. Leaving time negotiable. Word.

NATHAN– Bus going to SALT pump climbing gym Friday. 7-10PM. Take some nasty lead falls for the rep. EVERYTHING is free. Free everything. More first-years please! Bus leaves from behind chase hall. 鈥淵ou should go鈥� -(bruno) 鈥淪alt pump is tight鈥� -(soccer)

QUESTION (Is mayonnaise an instrument?): Can you get reimbursed for the wetsuit rental? Yeah. Are you sure? Dude, he鈥檚 the president. You don鈥檛 get reimbursed for other gear. Yeah, but. No one鈥檚 gonna pay for your ski rentals, bro. I don鈥檛 think we should pay for Salt Pump. Let鈥檚 vote. It passed. Wetsuits are being paid for.

Undead Kurt attempts to begin a BDD chant. Unfortunately he is headless and the breath escapes out nothing more than a hole in his neck. His hands are also completely severed and he can鈥檛 figure out how to operate snapchat with his gory stumps.

Gear:

ME– no one sent me any emails.

NOEL– To clarify about gear: any councilmember can propose gear. To do so, send an email detailing the purchase, why we need it, costs, etc, to the secretary. All proposals are compiled and sent out before the meeting. Councilmembers will then be ready to vote and then voting is done. You must be a councilmember to propose gear!

Stories:

CHRIS– This story comes from deep in the vaults of the shred club annals. Longboarding at Cheney Hill. C Spence comes out. 鈥淎re you okay with us boarding down your driveway into oncoming traffic?鈥� 鈥淏ro I shred it daily I鈥檓 not gonna stop you, DROPPING.鈥�

NOEL– I spent the last eighty three years in Svalbard. Skiing up shit then skiing down. Decision to take a nude is made. 15-20 degrees. Nice day, right? Clothes off, shred boards stil on. Total goon/kook thinks there鈥檚 a P Bear. Locked and Loaded. Skins off skis. Ready for battle. Guys it鈥檚 rock. Nude interrupted for nothing ugh. GODDAMMIT KEVIN. (still got the picture)

Pardo-I went to Alaska, Bear Mountain, over 1 griz per mile, couple too tree coooks take a trip. Weather turns, they go bed down, Hank (Henry Colt) forgets the two person bed. One person bed is big enough, Hank was middle spoon (score), Pardo was the papa bear, Paul baby bear, Hank gets stressed oot and sends it into the emergency bivy, its raining sideways, woke up in the morning and crushed the hike, saw some sweet nature scene, thats all he has to say.